tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8362547845969151155.post1272192700526934804..comments2023-05-06T11:56:11.425+01:00Comments on East Effscott: Politics Inevitably Comes to East EffscottT. P. Fullerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08779629096820368606noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8362547845969151155.post-37188651755477219002010-02-06T01:02:02.469+00:002010-02-06T01:02:02.469+00:00Modo,
you know full well that the Thomas Pink shi...Modo,<br /><br />you know full well that the Thomas Pink shirt on the scarecrow was custom built to your requirements.<br /><br />Why did you decide to scrimp on that last 23 new pence to get the full £4,100 on expenses? Was the corner shop out of Smarties?<br /><br />HA!Malcolm Wickesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8362547845969151155.post-52782189264042460092010-02-05T16:55:51.420+00:002010-02-05T16:55:51.420+00:00Wickes I would remind you of the libel and slander...Wickes I would remind you of the libel and slander laws...<br />By the way the under gardener tells me that he saw you at the Sackville West services buying flowers at the petrol booth. Have you been advertising for love again? I'll ask him to take that old suit off the scarecrow if you have a hot date lined up.Modohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09237912589278143090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8362547845969151155.post-27824588075325514832010-02-05T00:19:49.522+00:002010-02-05T00:19:49.522+00:00Strange that my internet coonection should be inte...Strange that my internet coonection should be interrupted at just this moment...<br /><br />The amount that the cur Modo has been forced to repay. £4,099.77.<br /><br />Seventy Seven Pence?<br /><br />Fifteen Shillings tuppence if you aske me.Malcolm Wickesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8362547845969151155.post-5090770967891904372010-02-05T00:16:33.077+00:002010-02-05T00:16:33.077+00:00Might I suggest that yoau all take this opportunit...Might I suggest that yoau all take this opportunity to visit the bbc news website where you might be interested to read of the amount of our own money that our Parliamentary representative (not that we see much of him round these parts - other than the report of his trade delegation junket to Taiwan in The Lytton Strachey Daily Intelligencer), Mr. Lucien Modo.Malcolm Wickesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8362547845969151155.post-30354252820176109302010-02-03T23:53:38.122+00:002010-02-03T23:53:38.122+00:00It's a miracle you've made out of the cell...It's a miracle you've made out of the cellar, Tonto, what with that potent combination of Brandy, Shania and the unweildy pink pills I sold you. What that they may, technically, be out of date. I'm sure they still proved efficacious.<br /><br />CuddlerDr. Edward Mayhap Cuddler (Md Phil.)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8362547845969151155.post-65894946346032339472010-02-03T00:43:34.658+00:002010-02-03T00:43:34.658+00:00How and Howdy to P T Fuller and all.
When the wea...How and Howdy to P T Fuller and all.<br /><br />When the weather breaks I reckon I'll be moving the old wigwam out of the back of Mr Fitzallan's carpark and hitting the road again. He's not been around, what with his jaw and all, so I've been guarding his bar and cellar. I'd like to be gone before he gets back, particularly as I've been instructing his lovely daughter Shania in the wise ways of the Noo Joisey Souix and I understand he might have something to say about that. Or he would, if his jaws were not still wired together. <br /><br />My editor says there is a gap in the market for a travel guide to the sites of minor miracles and so I'll be visiting the drinking fountain which actually works and hasn't had the brass cup on a chain stolen from it, or the mysterious classic red phone box which dialled for the firemen to come and save the pub every Thursay night for five years, thereby preventing it from going broke. It was a miracle, I tell ya. <br /><br />If you know of any Miracles in East Effscott, you be sure tell me now, as I'd rightly appreciate it.Tonto Goldbergnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8362547845969151155.post-25722648973046363522010-01-28T20:13:47.460+00:002010-01-28T20:13:47.460+00:00Omnisexuality is a rare result of the deliciouscom...Omnisexuality is a rare result of the deliciouscommunion between the head and scrotal shacras. I have experienced this perfect sensation only once, while trying to impress Jingle Belle-Sauvage with my ability to hold my own breath for extended periods of time.<br /><br />When I 'came to' I realised that I had unwittingly consumated a relationship with one of my own leather gloves.<br /><br />Ruined it.DR. Edward Maharishi-Cuddler (Dr.)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8362547845969151155.post-49424722529322651482010-01-28T09:29:25.950+00:002010-01-28T09:29:25.950+00:00Time and again this story comes up to haunt an oth...Time and again this story comes up to haunt an otherwise blameless life. My actions were also grievously misunderstood, as I was merely trying on what I took to be a discarded item of apparel by moonlight.Wilcot Chaffeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14579945776089092619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8362547845969151155.post-40497016516903423812010-01-28T06:26:23.429+00:002010-01-28T06:26:23.429+00:00"said trouser"
I have been hung out to ..."said trouser"<br /><br />I have been hung out to dry on many occasions, but never experienced such an act!Elias Sagtrouser supplier of building requisites...noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8362547845969151155.post-63462255970351409022010-01-27T23:05:18.415+00:002010-01-27T23:05:18.415+00:00Then there are the omnisexual Thurmond. I have rea...Then there are the omnisexual Thurmond. I have read of a fellow whose sex crime was written up in the Nether Examiner; he was caught making love to a postman's trouser pocket: said trouser having been left on a clothes line to dry.T. P. Fullerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08779629096820368606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8362547845969151155.post-66221933843775085512010-01-27T21:44:17.978+00:002010-01-27T21:44:17.978+00:00We live in thankfully enlightened times and while ...We live in thankfully enlightened times and while all right minded people will afford equal opportunities to the homosexually minded as to the heterosexers I still hold that bisexuals are plainly 'greedy'.Rev. Thurmond Babbsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8362547845969151155.post-71093310600690426272010-01-27T10:55:18.985+00:002010-01-27T10:55:18.985+00:00Scrobs, have you been drinking gin and milk again?...Scrobs, have you been drinking gin and milk again?<br /><br />Mr. Quango, very good of you to drop by. How good to see one of the old schoolers in a billycock.T. P. Fullerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08779629096820368606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8362547845969151155.post-82620335692192800512010-01-27T05:36:15.154+00:002010-01-27T05:36:15.154+00:00The dotted lines of the intermediate years between...The dotted lines of the intermediate years between 1985 and 1990. and 1990 and 1995, sadly reminded me of this funeral eulogy...<br /><br />Footprints in the Sand<br /><br />One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.<br /><br />In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only.<br /><br />This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints, so I said to the Lord,<br /><br />“You promised me Lord,<br />that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?”<br /><br />The Lord replied, “The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when I carried you.”<br /><br />I must be feeling a bit mortal today...Sen. C.R.O'Blenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07482646859547203051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8362547845969151155.post-7233677350816789342010-01-26T18:23:56.577+00:002010-01-26T18:23:56.577+00:00"37% of people who were not shrewd or diligen..."37% of people who were not shrewd or diligent enough to evade someone with a clipboard.."<br /><br />Captivating turn of phrase on this blog. I must come back again.Bill Quango MPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14861116614665461655noreply@blogger.com